WHO IS KOROPTEV


AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM A BIRD. I LIKE FLYING AND DOING OTHER BIRDY STUFF FOCUSED ON CORN INVESTIGATION, HUMAM SETTLEMENT EXPLOITATION, NATURE BACKGROUND SOUND EXPLOITATION AND KINKY GAMES WITH EGGS. I AM HARMLESS. I AM NO EAGLE, SEE?
 

Realizing it's hazardous for other birds when I perform scientific experiments and vivisection on them, playing computer and role games with eagles, I decided not to harm or fool other fellow birds too much. Now, I am even writing a blog for unique, solid and intelligent birdies to help them in their everyday struggle of convincing eagles to peck not hard but gently.

Birdies, you can use my cool game pokes to make your life happier and prevent evil eagles from taking too many eggs or fooling you with photoshopped images of excellent corn. You will no more sacrifice your balls and abilities for looking nice among standard dumb and timid birds. You can even defend yourself from eagles and play Sid Meier's Civilization with them. I am just offering it, not telling you to do so.



 

PERSONAL FAQS

Koroptev writes her articles for intelligent humans. Her only motivation is to make smart people smarter and happy. She respects the universe we all are from. She appreciates every sapient individual. She doesn't respect any authority. It doesn't mean she is an anarchist, but she is an animal.

ARE YOU FOLLOWING AN AGENDA?

No big Koroptev is giving me orders. I am not acting on behalf of political powers or governments. I am not saying I don't provide some eggy services from time to time, but not here. My articles are a gift for you, not work for anyone else.

DO YOU FEED BIRDS IN WINTER?

Of course!

DO THE THINGS FROM YOUR ARTICLES REALLY WORK?

Absolutely.

CAN YOU SPECIFY WHAT SHOULD A PERSON DO TO BE ABLE TO LEARN IT?

Be aware of the moment, open your mind, sense, think, watch the flow of information and don't judge anything.

DO I NEED A SPECIAL TRAINING TO PERFORM MIND HACKS?

No. You must be honest to yourself in defining your goals and not being afraid to investigate the reality you work with.

ARE THOSE MIND HACKS A KIND OF MAGIC?

They are a science.

CAN I ALTER A TECHNIQUE TO FIT ME BETTER?

They are patterns, not manuals. Of course, you can alter them. Actually, you MUST alter them. The moment you understand this question being irrelevant, you got it.

DO YOU LIKE EAGLES?

I respect them.

WHY "KOROPTEV"?

Because it's a funny word and the animal itself is not a strong symbol to give a false meaning into this. Oh, I almost forgot: Koroptev means partridge in Czech language.

ARE THOSE TECHNIQUES LIMITED TO INTELLECTUAL POWERS, OR I CAN USE THEM TO TRAIN MY PHYSICAL STRENGTH?

You can use them to reach your goals, including your synchronized spiders' circus performance or latex undergarments embroidery.

IS THIS SITE LEGAL?

I don't know.

WHAT IF IT ISN'T?

I don't give a shit. I am a bird.

HOW DO BIRDS CALL THE THING THEY USE TO PEE?

We don't pee. We only shit. One hole for everything. And we call it cloaca.

DO MIND HACKS INCLUDE A MEDITATION OF SOME KIND OR SPIRITUAL WHATEVER? 

Nope. Just maybe people involved in martial arts would see similar spirituals patterns there.

SHOULD I TRAIN PERFORMING OF A MIND HACK TO PROCESS IT SUCCESSFULLY?

Some of them, yes. Some of them, no. I am pretty sure you will recognize it and balance it at any time.